Simple, frugal desert living at Rancho Costa Nada
Frugal, simple living in the desert" Rancho Costa Nada: The Dirt Cheap Desert Homestead"
One of the top ten survivalist books, according to Amazon
You probably don't want to do this, but...
This book tells how to live cheap in the desert. It's a survival guide for living on almost nothing after quitting the job, the commute hassle, the mean boss, and all the nagging worries about rent and mortgage. It's about self-reliance, independence, and a life of freedom and leisure.
Amazon says that "Rancho Costa Nada: The Dirt Cheap Desert Homestead," has become one of the top ten survivalist books. Originally Rancho was published by Loompanics, a catalog publisher of quirky books that went out of business and sold "Rancho" rights to Paladin Press, another alternative publisher.
"Rancho Costa Nada" tells how the author bought 10 worthless acres in the California desert for three hundred bucks. For another hundred, he built a comfortable little hogan out of scrap lumber and sand bags. Some ideas he figured out for himself, such as how to be his own utility district. Other schemes for frugal desert living came from half a dozen fellow homesteaders in the barren waste of the Smoke Tree Valley in Imperial County, California.
The author is no pioneer. Just an average mope without any particular survival skills or homesteader attributes such as carpentry or auto mechanics. He was raw. But he found out that by using a few simple expedients it's easy to live for almost nothing. No hardship. The cash he generates (and how hard is it to turn a few bucks in Samland?) becomes disposable income. So he travels during the summer inferno and uses the Rancho as home base in winter (unless he's housesitting or on the road).
What's in this peculiar book?
A description of building a tight little weather-proof hogan out of scrap lumber and sand bags. The hogan is surrounded by a wind break that forms a patio, covered by a shade ramada. Very plain, but strong enough (because of the sand bags) to withstand desert "box car winds" that can hit 80 mph. In later years, he hauled in a junk travel trailer, gutted the inside, and made it into a living room.
A personal utility district based on his car's alternator. You drive the darn car. Why not use it to pump up deep-cycle batteries strapped to the floorboards. A very simple method to generate enough electricity to operate lights, fans, radio, DVD, and water pump.
What about water? Drinking water has to be hauled from a public park in town, 45 miles away. Sixty gallons per week. The rest of the water comes from two sources. One of the other homesteaders, for a carton of cigarettes, will deliver up to 500 gallons of salty non-potable water from a secret well. Good enough for evap coolers, for gardening, and for a cool bath on hot days. The other source is from the wash. Homesteaders bury 55 gallon drums in the washes, which fill up during the brief flash floods.
I Get Around
Transportation. Some of homesteaders of the Smoke Tree are clever mechanics who have built fleets of Mad Max sand carts and dune buggies. Some of these vehicles are used to run the nearby gunnery range at night to salvage brass and aluminum tailfins. Trouble is, these vehicles, plus the big 4WD trucks the other homesteaders favor, slurp gas. The author has a small, gas-frugal car that he has equipped with winches and come-alongs that pop him out of the sand when he gets stuck in a wash.
Don't you need a refrigerator? The author gets along without one. No problem, and he explains why. Other homesteaders use propane fridges, but that's another expense. So is ice. He finds that he can get along for a week (the time between visits to the supermarket in town) without the expense of refrigeration. Let Albertsons pay for it. All the cooking is done on the two burners of a simple camp stove.
It's like the water. You go to town for it.
It Takes a Certain Type
The book also examines the lives of the half dozen other homesteaders in the Smoke Tree, mostly living in trailer compounds. Some are reclusive and don't wish society. Others are prickly, and easily riled, with packs of semi-feral dogs spotted round the laager on breakaway leashes. Others are frankly eccentric. But all of the inhabitants have figured out ingenious ways to cope with a harsh enviornment.
(Author's Note) Here's an update. In the last few years a few things have changed. Now there's the travel trailer at the rancho, a gift from my brother-in-law, hauled out to my property over the 17 miles of washboard by J.R for the consideration of a tank of gas and a hamburger. Frankly, the trailer is much better than the hogan. It's off the ground, and easier to mouse-proof. The trailer has almost no amenities. The bilge pump I used for a home-made fountain got clogged with salt from the well water. All the cheapo 12-volt fans from SlaveMart crapped out, as did the ancient VCR. It's better this way. Now, the only electricity I use in the trailer powers the bedside reading lamp, the power source for which is one motorcycle battery and a small solar panel. The other illumination inside comes from a couple of beeswax candles (allegedly, less sooty). I have a flashlight for close work tracking stuff down at night.
I do still have a computer from an earlier eon that I power off a marine battery in my car. The extra battery's charged off the alternator. I take the thumb drive from this computer to the library and fold it into my Yahoo account. I use the JC, the library, and the internet cafe for travel through the ether. I don't worry much about heat or cooling at the rancho, since when the weather gets too hot or cold I go someplace else. This last winter, I free-loaded with friends on the Big Island, and then went on a car camping safari down Baja, tenting on the beach. For a summer month, while the rancho is solarizing, I replenish the kitty by working the odd job.
Then the Boat Option
A few years ago I bought a 20-foot sailboat for $300 at auction. I keep the boat at a low-cost berth in the Sacramento Delta. No motor, but happily the rivers in the Delta are tidal, so the boat moves (slowly) even if the wind isn't cooperating. This pocket cruiser is pretty much set up as a floating tent with an anchor. Then, galvanized by the economic downturn, I got a second sailboat. Had to! People are giving them away. This one is berthed at an older marina on San Francisco Bay that offers a comfortable rental rate. The second boat is 27 feet, has standing headroom, and is comfortable enough for longer voyages.
We detour from the Rancho for a minute to talk about another little book, Tenting Today, the story of two recent college grads who opt for living in a tent in a public campground. This is not a how-to, although there is practical advice for anyone contemplating a year-around tent home. It's more of an amusement. The dribble of interest in this small book already has produced a few communications, few enough that I can share them all. I'll call them, Praise for Tenting Today:
Mild Collegial Boy
"I don't know how to categorize this. The author, rather preciously, calls it "sedition lite." on the grounds that the recent graduate won't find a job and isn't willing to be of any use. I'm not sure if there's an actionable case for Homeland Security here. Will the State tremble to learn a self-described 'mild collegial boy' has dropped out of the market driven culture and is living anonymously and invisibly with a neurotic girlfriend in a public campground? The 'values' of acquisition, ambition, fealty to authority, have been targets for the dudgeon of moralists and the lampooning of satirists since at least Biblical times. Admittedly, the twenty something anti-hero may not appreciate that he isn't the first to recoil at the expectations society crowds on the young. He makes more sense when he says (as he's angling for a remittance from the 'puzzled dad') that as a tent nomad he won't be roiling the dust or making a smudge. But to voluntarily absent oneself from the strife and resource depletion of commerce doesn't make one subversive."
"I thought Rachael was boring. All that about her vaginal fluids, and not being able to go into Wal-Mart, and her tedious harping about veganism. Typical princess on a lark. Huge sense of entitlement based on nothing. An elitist who turns up her nose at a poor neighborhood, but lives in a cheap tent."
Cup Runneth Over
"The graphic depiction of Rachael's wetness is way too much, although I get the point. She drips everywhere during sex, including tears and nasal discharge. Okay, okay. She is ripe, she is juicy. I get it. That, and her appetite for sex, her preoccupation with food, and her voracious reading of empty calorie junk novels, all combine to explain her fate. Even though she says she can't stand the smell of prey animals, she ultimately becomes one. As her hip sister says, "Life wants everybody," and Rachel is too plump a morsel to escape the predators."
"A very intriguing close. Why should anybody be afraid of this nobody? At first I thought, just a dad worried about a son gone wrong. But it's more likely that the dad's fears are for himself. Earlier he does the drunken riff about the word nigger, which I thought to be in very bad taste, in which he suggests the word be blanched of color and used as a punchy universal symbol of low and servile status regardless of race. Factory nigger. Office nigger. But that would make him a nigger, along with everybody else in a degrading dead-end job. He snaps his fingers behind the boss's back, but then does what he's told, just like every other working stiff. His son has escaped, at a big price. But he is too old and frightened to follow."
"This needs to be edited down by about a third."
Los Angeles, CA
On the Money
"Not a bad picture of a passive-aggressive. His dad has it right on the diagnosis. Slacker Boy may romanticize and rationalize, but his is a clinical case of resistance to authority by the weak. One clue is the repetitious focus on his shibboleths, another is the tension between his obvious craving for recognition and his avoidance and sabotage of the authority figures who could provide it."
"The hobo's campfire story about the fat cruise is too cruel to be funny. The handicapped, the aged, the insane, and the clinically obese should be outside the pale of this kind of mean-spirited mockery."
End of Detour
The opening chapter of Tenting Today is on one of the buttons above.
Chuckwall Days, on Kindle, is a cleaner version of Blythe Parade. Not less scatalogical. But winnowed of some of the punctuation and spelling mistakes. Bad grammar is on purpose.
How can I get this book?
The book was published by the defunct and lamented Loompanics, then was carried for awhile by Paladin Press. I had a box of author's copies, and sold 'em off. But a copy of Rancho can be found in the aether, by googling Smashwords Garlington. Or, if you have an e-reader, you can get a copy for your Kindle, Nook, Sony, iPad or any of the other platforms.
But first see if you like it. I've posted some excerpts on pages above. Maybe the excerpts are all you need. The book is amusing but the message butt simple. You're probably not going to want to do this, buy worthless dirt for almost nothing and put up a shack or a trailer. But you could. It doesn't take a bank account or homesteader skills. And there's no hardship, except it's boring for most people to live alone in the desert.
The e-reader version doesn't have illustrations, but a lot of them are on this site in the photo sections.
What about copies of Tenting Today?
There's been a trickle of interest. I don't expect more because the book is seditious. Well, sedition lite. That is, anti-values. The slacker protagonist won't work. He's not a criminal parasite on the state, collecting a government handout, but rather a parasite on his long-suffering dad. Slacker Boy hasn't enlisted in the Sapitariat, despite being native to Samland and to the servile manner born. He won't accept a seat at the work bench, salute the logo, boost the economy, or lend a helping hand to make a better world. He is not glad to be of use. Instead, he lets his blood wash in a campground with his haughty vegan girlfriend. I've put up a sample chapter.
I've been sending comp e-copies to the curious handful. Why not, it's not paper and ink, it's just a puff of air. But my sister, the CPA, suggested that I put it up on the e-reader platforms. You can see it on Smashwords, or on Kindle, Nook, Sony, or any of those. I charge a couple of bucks, but if that's too rich I'll send a free copy to an e-mail address. I don't need money. By intention, I keep my income at a certain level. I'm less choleric if I don't have to pay much in federal taxes.
I'll send a copy if you go to email@example.com. The book's funny. But I admit the premise doesn't sound promising. The lives of two recent college grads who live in a tent in a public campground. They won't work, because that would involve subordination to the directives of others. As well as put constraints on their leisure. The anonymous author and his girlfriend have taken a vow of failure, by Samland standards. Nothing about the cubicle, or the last, or the seat next to the oarlock, appeals to them. Given the peppy, go-getting, ambitious culture, very much like disloyalty to national values.
Blythe Parade, the Book
Also called Chuckwalla Days on Kindle. Chuckwalla is a later version of Parade with fewer spelling and punctuation errors. I couldn't figure out how to revise the Kindle version so I posted the later version.
Anyway, another slight book, available on the same terms as above. This is sort of the prequel to Rancho Costa Nada, in that it visits the narrators' editorship of the Blythe weekly before he's fired for insubordination. Very little reaction so far, but I'll deal out what there is. I'll call it Praise for Blythe Parade:
"It takes the bile of a soured hack to have made a thing so universally offensive."
Jesus, Phil. Only a handful of elderly newspaper reporters are going to get this, to their shame."
"Scurrilous, bigoted, insenstive, intemperate, contemptuous and coarse. Pretty funny, though."
The Sergeants are Revolting
"Noir and nihilistic"
Also on Smashwords and the e-reader platforms is Revolt of the Sergeants. It's not your taste. Violent and misanthropic. There's not much to like about the characters. The stance is nihilistic. A handful of retired lifer Army noncoms annex a basketcase province of Sudan to test managment ideas for subduing chaotic societies. They are not mercenaries, because Darfur is a running sore of misery without trove or resource. Nor are they missionaries. Their methods are harsh. This strange enterprise can't succeed, but it works for awhile. This is not for the squeamish. Anybody who wants to try this can do so on the terms described above. There's a sample on this site somewhere.
After being fired by the corporate wights, I had to figure out revenue flow. I means tested myself, and flunked. One deal that kind of worked for awhile was the Hollywood option. I wrote some spec screenplays. Some got optioned, and while they never made the screen, I got a check. Going Pizza is one of the spec plays that didn't get optioned, but I think it has comedic merit. I've tacked it on to the About page until I get around to reworking it.
The long City Haul road.
City Haul is froth and spume that's been optioned twice, first by MGM, then by some mopes at ICM. It's been the money maker because of some obvious cinematic potential. The late Dick Shepherd, a producer at MGM, was ready to shoot, until the studio told him he had to choose between Haul and his other project, a David Bowie vampire vehicle. Alas for me, but at least the Bowie thing was a flop. Not the Shepherd's choice was any blow to culture. Haul has the depth of a dinner plate. It's just amusing spume. In a word, a feckless, womanizing politican, abandoned at election time by his moneybags father-in-law, robs the city hall payroll with the help of his teenage aide, to finance a campaign that otherwise is hopeless. I've put in on the e-reader platforms.
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Ouch, No House
If you're in foreclosure and don't know what the heck you're going to do, perhaps you'd like to visit Beet, at one of the tabs above.
My old pal Beatrice Baily, who lives in her tent the year through (shifting from Colorado to Arizona with the season) has a page of tips that might help the newly roof-less. Beet enjoys tent life (I like it too, and stay under canvas much of the summer) and her carefree life might inspirit the perspective of trembling prey animal facing foreclosure. Maybe you really don't need a house. Beet doesn't. On this page, a picture of the triple canopy all-season (if you live in California) tent home.
Walker on Tents
I was in New York to check out the Peasants' Revolt. After inspecting the Occupy tent camp I called Tom Walker, another year around tent dweller, to get his undoubtedly jaundiced view.
"Amateurs," he said. Walker and his wife Walks With Tom are among a handful of Humboldt County residents who live in tents full time. I thought he might have some tips for the occupiers.
It turned out his wife won't let him go to any of the Occupy venues in person. She says he's too excitable, and always thinks THIS is the protest that's going to crush the system and drive the exploiters to the wall. He shouts slogans all day, waves the black flag, marches for miles, argues with the police. Then he sits down in a public building, or breaks a few windows, and gets arrested. Afterwards in sinks into a deep funk for a month, and Walks WithTom has to manage his meds. She wouldn't let him go to Occupy, but he'd seen the tent encampment on tv.
"I should do a seminar," Walker said. "They're clueless."
I'll summarize the Walker method of spending four comfortable seasons in a fabric house. I use his idea myself, and can testify it works. First, he doesn't like the refugee camp tent provided by the UN for Somalia and Kosovo. It's made of single wall canvas and leaks. The tent housing for guests in Yosemite Valley is a little better (if you don't contract hantavirus), because of a second roof stretched across the top. Best, he says, is the triple canopy Chinese Box tent, a Walker innovation.
The trouble with tents in blustery wet weather is that no matter how careful one is about sealing the seams the tent will still leak in drenching rain. It won't hold heat very well. It's buffetted by the wind. And then there's the condensation inside. The answer is three tents of diminishing size, each inside the other. Walker's own compound in Humboldt (he grows, so I can't say where) is an elaborate interlocking Christo-like running fence of tarp ramadas and canvas windbreaks. But he started years ago with an austere Chinese box.
A sturdy ten-by-ten Sears tent is the main ingredient. Inside that is a freestanding three-person backpacking tent that serves at the bedroom. "It's an idea I got from the Inuit," he says. "They put an igloo inside an ice cave."
Over the Sears tent is one of those 12 by 12 canopies that are favorites at flea markets and street fairs. And pinned around the canopy are heavy tarps as windbreaks."The layers provide insulation and prevent condensaton," Walker says. In winter storms he uses a small catalytic heater, which means that the tents have to be well ventilated. But Walker claims that for most of the winter he and Walks With Tom are comfortable inside with candles and sweaters. He says that after a few years of full time tenting, the human thermostat resets and 55 becomes the new 70. "I can't stand being in an overheated house," Walker says.
Now, Walker says, they usually sleep on a king sized bed under a huge black tarp. It's rigged like a Bedouin tent with side panels that drop down for privacy or to block wind or sun. They only use the Chinese Box tent for storms or spells of frost. "It's California, for Christ's sake," Walker says. "Club Med."
In summer, the black awning casts a deep pool of shade, while the open sides let in the breeze. "It's all we need except when a cold front blows through."
Other Walker tips:
A good mattress. It's not sleeping in a tent that's so bad; it's the hard ground. A full length camp mattress on a cot is okay but better is a standard twin on a metal frame. "A regular bed inside a tent," Walker says, "like at the dude ranch."
Warm bedding. For those without allergies, that would be a goose down sleeping bag inside a Gore-Tex bivy. Wool socks and a hot water bottle for the feet. "Sometimes in the morning I use the heater to warm up the feet before I put on my boots," Walker says. "Cold feet are a bummer."
I could hear Walks With Tom in the background telling him to get off the phone
"And they should all wear loin clothes," Walker said quickly "Then they won't have to take off their pants when they change their underwear. Sorry, pal. I have to go."
The loin cloth idea isn't that crazy. It's useful for budget travel, when one bathes in the public john.
Triple canopy all season 100 square-foot tent house.
Inexpensive shelter, that's good enough for the four seasons in temperate California. It's a square 10x10 tent inside a quick shade awning like the ones at the flea market. The sides of the awning can be enclosed by tarps in times of wind and wet. For cold weather, a smaller free standing tent goes inside the bigger tent to make a bedroom, an idea borrowed from the Inuit Indians, who build igloos inside ice caves.
Summer is out of the question at the Rancho. I'm on the road, or tenting in the mountains. Lately, because of the downtick, I've been house sitting. Vacant houses everywhere, with the owners worried about vandalism. I usually set up a tent, either inside the house or in the backyard. More pix on the photo pages.